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ST Bycroft

I'm a Dog

I'm a Dog by ST Bycroft

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes sir
I'll run through the fields, and collect those burs

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes sir
I ate the neighbor's cat, but I still can't purr

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes ma'am
I'll eat your scraps, but I'd rather have ham

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes ma'am
I'll drink from a puddle, or any old pan

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes sir
I'll chase my tail, cause it's got a curl

This could go on indefinitely depending on where you took it,
but we'll do just a few more and then finish it up.

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, little miss
I'll bark at nothing, now that's a new twist

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes sir
I'll poop in your yard, and leave my turd

I'm a dog
I'm a dog
I'm a dog, yes ma'am
I'm man's best friend, that I am.